12 May 09
Omegle is sooo much fun!
- Stranger: what up holmes
- You: how did you know my name?
- Stranger: Oh, because you are clearly John Holmes!
- You: indeed sir, i am.
- Stranger: You have the biggest penis in all the land!
- Stranger: I saw it from over there
- You: i am also psychic and know i will die of aids
- Stranger: oh, no!
- Stranger: But John Holmes!
- Stranger: You can't die!
- You: you know what i hear cures aids?
- Stranger: what cures AIDS, John Holmes?
- You: blowjobs from strangers
- Stranger: fuck you, john holmes
- Your conversation partner has disconnected.
