A bit ago I posted a post secret that said something like signing whatever your name is with ‘sfu’ at the end is great. Just so you know, it is. I say, fuck you, First Bank Card.
It’s Friday! It’s payday! I’m going to the cottage for the weekend by myself! I’m going kayaking! I get to see my family at my little cousin’s birthday party on Sunday!
Sounds like a good weekend : )
I want to go kayaking!! We should do that this summer :)
Kayaking is one of my favorite things to do. Recently I saw someone kayaking on the Chip. For a second I was jealous then I was like, ‘Oh yeah, it’s the Chip’. My favorite kayaking trip was in Florida with all the alligators, turtles, and other wildlife. We should go sometime soon.
I took this in the bathroom of the horse track in Mt. P. At least they know where some potential business is… pretty clever marketing to say the least…
Omegle is sooo much fun!
- Stranger: what up holmes
- You: how did you know my name?
- Stranger: Oh, because you are clearly John Holmes!
- You: indeed sir, i am.
- Stranger: You have the biggest penis in all the land!
- Stranger: I saw it from over there
- You: i am also psychic and know i will die of aids
- Stranger: oh, no!
- Stranger: But John Holmes!
- Stranger: You can't die!
- You: you know what i hear cures aids?
- Stranger: what cures AIDS, John Holmes?
- You: blowjobs from strangers
- Stranger: fuck you, john holmes
- Your conversation partner has disconnected.
excitement!!!
Okay. So. I went into the classroom where I will be student teaching in the Fall. I met the teacher, and she is pretty much amazing. There are 6 paparofessionals in the classroom in addition to the teacher. There are 7 students. What does that tell you?
But that is not discouraging at all. They range from K-2, and one 4th grader. Some of the students are biters, some are self abusing, some have psychological issues… Mosters and fires coming after, very interesting. One talks like she is a cartoon character! One is still in diapers…
There is a swing in the room!!!!! They have a little trampoline, which is fun! Apparently they are building a padded section for students to go if they are particularly violent, which is also going to be used as a cool down center.
Brooke wants me to work on art projects with the students :) She is already making me feel included. She asked if I wanted to work there this summer, but I am taking classes and I have a job. She asked where I wanted to live/teach after school, and she said thatif I wanted to stay in the area of Midland she may be able to help me out (!!!!!!). She talked to me a bit about how to get my Autism endorsement, which would also be awesome- but the thought of more school right now makes my head hurt.
If you haven’t been able to tell already, I am so incredibly excited! They are getting a new curriculum next year, that will be interesting to see! Especially since riight now their curriculum is mainly functional, so it seems, and not so focused on academics.
So excited :)
HOLY CRAP! This school sounds amazing! See, no need to have worried? Hmm, looks like I’m always right….I agree with Sara and the certfication… Do it Tiffy!
My best friend...
I can’t believe I’m leaving my best friend. I’ve had the luxury (which I’v totally taken for granted) of her being only 10 minutes away when I needed her. Now I’m moving, what seems like, a million… Although I will be closer to her Mom. Which is kinda sweet. I’m just now realizing… I think I’m going to be lost without her. I worry she’s going to forget about me. I worry she’ll find someone else and the calls will stop. Most of all I worry that I’m not going to know what to do when I can’t have her hug me…
I just love you Tiffany. Thanks for being you.
Booger is just so cute. I love him. He sleeps with his little head resting on his tiny arm.
The pieces of cats bodies that protrude from them… are they arms? And legs? Ok, granted, I took 3 shots… but I feel like you’d call them legs… Someone let me know.
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We’ve created life in our own image.— Stephen Hawking (via kurtw)
This is great. I’m going to do this on my next check… I’m looking at you Charter Communication…
These Mini Wheat commercials… they are so cute. But they annoy me so much. They are so happy to be Mini Wheats and helping the children concentrate. But don’t they realize the child is EATING their friends?! The child will be eating you for perhaps tomorrow’s breakfast! Run, don’t quiz them on how smart they are or enjoy your last milk bath before the carnage! Do they have stockholm syndrome? What is going on?
If I move to an island, will you come be my teacher? You’ll be paid in goat’s milk and alpaca fur. You can sell it at the market when we go to the mainland once a month…I hear they are real money makers!—
(via victimofcircumstance)
This child… he is hilarious. The kids on my caseload… not so cute. One just stabbed his classmate in the neck with a pencil.
